Best Flamer...

reno

Oh, I didn't know you could "win" this "contest" by brainless forum trolling.

CDsDontBurn

good show!

Reckless187

What ho chaps!

OldBuzzard

"brainless forum trolling" ?!?!?

Listen up sweet cheeks. you are messing with an OLD MAN, and I'll take your sorry butt to the wood shed in ANY flame fest. You are a wannabe. Give me weak little comments like that, and I'll be forced to do the internet equivilent of fucking you up the ass while wearing a barabed wire covered condom.

The rest of these people know...don't fuck with "The Buzzard" unless you want to get fucked.

Take note people... I won this worthless little exercize without even bringing out my medium hot flames.

ChaosMinionX got just a wee taste of it, and gave up the code just like a good little bitch was supposed to.

You will note that the famed flamer "Billy Boy" Toaster didn't dare show his face didn't you. There is a reason. HE's at least smart enough to avoid a losing battle. The rest of you dumb fucks just walked right in and got your asses handed to you.

Now, pardon me whilst I go play a little FREE EP2

Billy Toaster

There is indeed. I don't flame old people. I have respect for my elders, especially those who take young men's "butts to the woodshed" for their own personal enjoyment. I mean what other site would support perverted old peodophiles? DH fucking rocks.

"don't fuck with "The Buzzard" unless you want to get fucked." - such an awesome tagline, almost sig worthy. I think I hear Mousey calling you, although im not sure how you would get his ass into the woodshed.

Jejking

For fucks sake CMX, why are you wasting my time with such a lazy topic like this? If it should have been useful, okay, but giving away some stupid black box doesn't help in here.

You should have contacted Zardon, he would have put it on the Frontpage and not in the middle of a freaking Flame WARZONE! DOesn't make sense

reno

While I'm honored that a flaming pedo like yourself would proposition me for some good ol' shed sodomy, I respectfully decline your offer.

Good day.

Senor_Mota

^^^^
Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

OldBuzzard

OK, Billy Boy and reno, I guess you need things explained to you. Being "taken to the woodshed" is an older expression for being spanked, as in getting a butt whuppin. If you think that I want to have some sort of sex with you, then it must be wishful thinking on your part. I don't do boys or men, I'm strictly hetro.

You two will either have to do each other or have one of the other "rump rangers" in here do you...it's "not my thing".

Mr. Me

So says the guys who's so obviously in the closet his avatar should be the picture of a priest with a bible in one hand and a ball gag in the other.

Don't worry about it Father, its the internet, there are many men in their sixties who enjoy autoerotic-asphyxiation in the back shed with a sixteen year old boy who looks like the old military buddy whom they had their first "incident" with. Nothing to be ashamed of, perfectly normal.

OldBuzzard

So, you've had experience with priests and ball gags? Interesting. That's a bit outside my range of interests, but, I guess if it floats YOUR boat...

Mr. Me

NO! But you can win by setting your avatar to a picture of yourself doing your best Robert Smith impression. Stop listening to Nickleback/Corn/Cannibal Corpse, and get a little sunshine in your life. Buck up, it's not the ladies fault they aren't into the gangley, pale, weepy wall flowers who plays pokemon while waxing the dolphin and wallowing in their own poo.

Maybe you should give Dungeons and Dragons a shot.

Mr. Me

Am I that transparent? But at least there's another guy on the forums that thoroughly enjoyed Catholic school, right?

How far outside? Are we talking "gerbil ass-maze", or "hooks and ladders"? Let me know, I'll find you a chat room.

reno

Ahhh, denial - such a wonderful little thing.

reno

I'm insulted that you would even mention Pokemon around a Yu-Gi-Oh Triple R-Type Megatronics Master Elite-Lord, such as myself. For shame.

cozumel

The accuser was the abuser....

Awwww shit....the one who told the rhyme did the crime

OldBuzzard

Dang, now I have 2 of them stalking me.

What's the matter guys, your real daddys aren't taking care of your 'needs'?

Are my posts so powerful an impression on you that you see me as the Alpha Male, and you need to be dominated by me?

It's kinda creepy knowing that 2 'kids' are fantasizing about me doing a bit a Gay S&M on them.

cozumel

They should take heed...

Mr. Me

I've not seen much domination by you around the forum, more a bunch of half-wit, inarticulate prate. So I'm not sure the basis of that remark.

As far as the alpha male thing, you've certainly never struck me as the alpha male type. I don't care how many of those "get a bigger cock" spam emails you respond to, it aint gonna happen. But you sure have a high opinion of yourself.

The S&M bit; I just like to learn from the best. You no doubt have all kinds of experience in dominating homosexual youngsters, so you're the best candidate for the job. Congratulations, you must be proud.

Mr. Me

Thats the best you have? touché.

OldBuzzard

Gotta love it. Two pre-pubescent kids having a slap fight. I know that you don't REALLY know what that little hangy down thing between your legs is for yet, but it does sound like you've been listening to the older kids and are starting to get a clue.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but like I said before. No matter how hard you WISH it to be, I'm just not into fudge packing kiddies. There are women in 14 countries, spread over 3 continents that can attest to that fact.

MR. ME, you'd best tread lightly, because I'm the scariest thing that you've ever seen since you slid out of that puss dripping gash that your diseased ridden whore of a mother called a pussy. You are in the 'big leagues' now, and "You're a fag", NO I'm not, YOU'RE the fag", "Are too", "Are not", kiddy games just don't work here.

That only works for virgin boys that are unsure of their sexuality. I'm way past that, and have probably turned down more pussy than you have even managed to dream about.

Now, if you are still wanting someone to make your dream of being homosexually raped come true, go back to the slut that squirt you out in the alley, and have her ask her pimp to set you up. I'm sure he will oblige you, if not take care of 'business' himself.

Also, there's another reason you should show me a bit more respect. I was almost your daddy, and would have been, if the bitch would have had change for a dollar.

Reckless187

Where do you get that shit from? Seriously is that whats going through your mind? Molesting little kids? If you dont sound like a dirty old perv then I'm the Pope. All you've come out with is shit about taking little boys to the shed & dominating em. Alfa balding old geriatric paedophile male more like.

So you've paid for sex with hookers, big deal, & most of them were probably pre or post ops anyway but from what you've posted so far it wouldn't have mattered much to you either way.

OldBuzzard

Reckless187 you have to be one of the most reading impared person ever to grace the FWZ. Are you the product of outcome based education? Are you in need of a reading comprehension course? Is English not your mother tongue? I think maybe you need someone more intelligent than you to read my posts to you and explain them to you. In every post I said that I wasn't into homosexual sex with boys. Did you see that? Can you understand that, or are you just terminally stupid?

Christ on a crutch, it's getting prretty pathetic when all you ignorant fucks want to do is claim everyone is a fucking faggot. It's a lame, overused, ignorant, no talent way to make yourselves THINK you are flaming. All you are doing is showing your lack of originality, wit, and command of the English language.

This is my last response to lame ass homo sparks disguised as flames. Show me something WORTHY of replying to.

I have no doubt, that you and the other 2 ignorant fucks will reply with something equally as lame as your last posts, and then go off into a corner and rub your little pee pees and tell your selves "Boy, I sure told him". However, that will just be a figment of your feeble and limited imiganations. But, if it will make you feel better, I' pretend to be mortally wounded and flee in terror from your 'superior FWZ skills".