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Old Oct 19, 2007, 04:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am guessing Humans were 'engineered' a long time ago...

Got a time machine have we? go back and kill them in the past eh?
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 05:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Kill who? The illuminati? I reckon there is a time machine somewhere in area 51 but the fuckers are too tight to let anyone use it. Tight arsed bastards. Fuck it, whats the point. I'm off to jerk off. Where the fuck is my tin foil hat ffs.
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 05:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Not all monkeys completely evolved then
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 05:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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lol. You can say that again! Evolution aint all its cut out to be. Fucking thing took away my 13th rib & I want full use of my appendix back. :P
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 05:25 AM   #20 (permalink)
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yeah what the fuck is all this useless shit we get lumbered with in our bodies anyway? If evolution was 'progressing' mankind why not get rid of the crappy parts.

Like Nasal hair.
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 07:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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yeah what the fuck is all this useless shit we get lumbered with in our bodies anyway? If evolution was 'progressing' mankind why not get rid of the crappy parts.

Like Nasal hair.
Because nasal hair doesn't interfere with reproduction.
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 07:16 AM   #22 (permalink)
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It doesnt?.... must be doing it wrong...
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 08:06 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Nasal hair is not useless.
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 10:17 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Nasal hair doesn't interfere with reproduction? Try telling your mum that, the bitch keeps telling me to trip em or no french kissing ffs. I tell her, "Well trim yer fucking minge ya hairy fucking slag" Fucking moany ol' cunt.
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 11:12 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Nasal hair doesn't interfere with reproduction? ... keeps telling me to trip em ...
You're tripping on your nasal hair? EW!
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 01:34 PM   #26 (permalink)
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You guys have totally gayed up my thread
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 04:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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You dare mock my Dyslexia! And don't even start on my mother fucking tourettes!!

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You're tripping on my mothers pubic hair? EW!
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Well, as I posted earlier, I asked the $2 ho to fucking trim em, that it'd cure her mother fucking crabs but the bitch aint havin it, saying it's the 'In Thing' going all french eu naturelle. WTF man! Fucking bouchie bitch. So I says to her, "Bitch! I'll give you french you cunt!" Then proceeded to skull fuck her senseless til she had gizm dripping out her ear & nasal orifices!

After that the dumb cunt wanted to discuss our views on evolutionism and creationism. I told her "Bitch! I believe in a bit of both so don't give that 'god created people out of clay' malarky" I gave her a good shoeing with me size 9's after that & told her to get back on the fucking street corner & start earning some fucking cash.

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Old Oct 19, 2007, 04:46 PM   #28 (permalink)
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hows hawgshead pronounced?


"hogs-head" ?
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You guys have totally gayed up my thread


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Old Oct 19, 2007, 04:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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