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Old Oct 4, 2005, 05:15 AM   #1
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Nicolas Cage has named his son ( now hold on to something)

Kal-el, which is the name of the last son of Krypton... Superman

the babies full name is Kal-el Coppola Cage

His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday No other details were available.

"They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by phone from New York.

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....... the fucking idiot's

the poor kids gonna suffer later in life especially when he marries his childhood sweetheart ex hooker Brittany Cristal
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 05:34 AM   #2
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My wife wants to name our next sprog after Wolverine.... Logan. Bit better than Kal-El!
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 05:40 AM   #3
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My wife wants to name our next sprog after Wolverine.... Logan. Bit better than Kal-El!
Ten-folds. Poor kid.
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 05:45 AM   #4
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 09:09 AM   #5
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i think its cool....
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 09:20 AM   #6
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That sounds straight out of final fantasy to me...they should have called him cait sith or ku-mog
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 09:51 AM   #7
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 09:53 AM   #8
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Do you have to be stupid, and an egotistical jerk to be a movie star? Or do you only have to be involved with some rediculous religion?
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 10:00 AM   #9
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Much better than Pilot Inspektor...
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 10:29 AM   #10
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my mom teaches in a, umm, "urban" public school....here's some of here students:

Cartiay Ketchup(guy)
Wachovia(girl)
shenquaivious(girl)


so kal-el ain't nothin

the true winner though, is her old friend from college "5/8 smith"...no joke...written out like that on hsi birth certificate
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 10:41 AM   #11
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Its not that bad, I went to high school with a kid named Summerset Waters.

Edit- Another weird named guy I've met was Seth Savage lol. He even looked like a savage lol

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Old Oct 4, 2005, 11:23 AM   #12
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i had this chick in my high school named Crystal Salt Every time the teacher did roll call she always asked if Salt Crystal was here. lol.
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Old Oct 4, 2005, 11:42 AM   #13
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Cartiay Ketchup?! People in my country aren't as creative. True, kids sometimes get names like Tarzan, but those are rare. But last names! Some of my favorites:
Zlikovac - Villain
Nepergaca - Doesn't wash under-pants
Mucibabic - Tortures old women
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The next generation of kids is going to have such screwed up names its going to be ridiculess... but the way things are going... the'll all be so coked out of their minds by highschool no one will care.
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Edit- Another weird named guy I've met was Seth Savage lol. He even looked like a savage lol
HEY! whats wrong with the name Seth!?!?
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Ya know, they should get right to the point, whith names like "I'llkillmyselfbeforeI'm21 Anderson" or "Climbaclocktowerandthinoutthetown Robinson"
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"Climbaclocktowerandthinoutthetown Robinson"

omg..I think I just wet myself, jesus christ I haven't laughed that hard at soemthing so random in FOREVER.
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