Jesus Loves You

SFOSOK · Aug 3, 2005, 02:30 AM

He does

Really

AttroPheed · Aug 3, 2005, 05:19 AM

buddha bless you.

TJ- · Aug 3, 2005, 06:26 AM

no... he doesnt,

you sure like creating threads SFOSOK, why?

**Asmoday** · Aug 3, 2005, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SFOSOK

He does

Really

Ok...did he tell you so or what?
Well last christmas Santa told me she love me, yeah that's right Santa is really a woman!

~~quanta67~~ · Aug 3, 2005, 08:40 AM

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Jesus Loves You

Well that's sure nice of him. Unfortunately I don't really give a damn one way or another. Jesus it seems to me keeps some very odd company. The dumb, the ignorant, the self obsessed, the self loving and all of the down right selfish among us seem to flock to him in their droves. I do not like at all the hypocracy, the double standards, or indeed the irresponsibility that he seems to inspire in people.

People who say they believe in him are often the most petty sorts you could ever hope to meet, they think they can do or say anything they want without any comeback - because even one second before taking their last breath, so long as they say sorry, "Jesus will forgive them!"

I mean for crap's sake, take some responsibility in your life why don't you!?!?

I've done things wrong in my life for sure (just like most people) and sometimes they chew me up and I find it hard to deal with the guilt - but hey I deserve to feel guilty - I earned that guilt all on my own. I certainly don't need a permission slip from some 'invisible' third party to tell me I don't need to feel guilty any more. That is like I said, just another excuse for irresponsility.

We all make mistakes, but the important thing is to learn from them, to take them on board - and hopefully to try to be better people next time round. But simply fobbing off our mistakes as though they didn't matter and then seeking the love and forgiveness of some fantasical other entity (just like we did when we were small and we did things wrong - when we sought the love and forgiveness of our parents) seems to me to be positively childish.

Harsh as it might seem, at some point in your life you are supposed to grow up - and leave all of these childish and irresponsible things behind.

AttroPheed · Aug 3, 2005, 09:21 AM

^amen brother

SFOSOK · Aug 4, 2005, 03:08 AM

He still loves you

Tipstaff · Aug 4, 2005, 03:15 AM

To those that believe in a "higher being" they would say thank you, and God bless you.

The non-believers would tell you to kiss off, and start a nice, long thread in the FWZ about you, and so on, and so on.

As for the homophobics out there.... it's not that kinda love, baby.. I hope.

Falstaff · Aug 4, 2005, 03:35 AM

God loves you too...

Pompey · Aug 4, 2005, 03:53 AM

I wonder if Jesus ever intended his followers to establish a cult around him.
For all you Jesus followers out there, when are you sacrificing you next goat?

There is a simple test, this is for all you believers out there.
Find the nearest cliff, Ask Jesus or god to please save you life if they really do exist. Then Jump.
Or,
You can do a good deed, Sell everything you own, give me all the money. You will have a free pass to hevan and I will take the fall, thats right, because Im so generous I will burn in Hell for you.
I would prefer it if you did the second one.

Pompey · Aug 4, 2005, 03:56 AM

Why was quanta banned? Do we have an excessively PC moderator?

AttroPheed · Aug 4, 2005, 09:50 AM

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Why was quanta banned? Do we have an excessively PC moderator?

jesus banned him with his magical powers.

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As for the homophobics out there.... it's not that kinda love, baby..

I'd swallow jesus's wad if he's willing to answer me a few questions.

SexPistoL · Aug 4, 2005, 10:22 AM

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I'd swallow jesus's wad if he's willing to answer me a few questions.

M8 you have been in France too long..........

AttroPheed · Aug 4, 2005, 10:23 AM

it's nothing I'll ever have to make good on so wtf do i care

SexPistoL · Aug 4, 2005, 10:29 AM

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it's nothing I'll ever have to make good on so wtf do i care

...................................You HOPE......

AttroPheed · Aug 4, 2005, 05:14 PM

Jesus likes to forgive homosexual child rapists. I'm as certain of that as the pope was.

SexPistoL · Aug 4, 2005, 08:44 PM

and that's just the catholic church !

Falstaff · Aug 4, 2005, 08:59 PM

Maybe this ought to go to the flaming war zone...
the language is getting a little thick..

SFOSOK · Aug 4, 2005, 11:11 PM

yeah really, I mean how could one phrase upset anyone that much?

But he still loves you nonetheless

Tipstaff · Aug 5, 2005, 12:40 AM

Guys, I mean, seriously:

Accept Jesus, and he'll send you a PS2!

There is something seriously wrong with this picture. On the one hand if you accept Jesus into your life he'll give you a PS2, but in order to do that you need to send a letter to him saying how much you hate your parents.

They even quote the damn Bible to support it. Like, WTF?!?!

BTW.. that site, it has "True Christian" trade marked. That has to be a first.

From now on I'm keeping my eye on you baptists. Your always trying something.

Captn · Aug 5, 2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

Maybe this ought to go to the flaming war zone...
the language is getting a little thick..

I agree

Falstaff · Aug 5, 2005, 02:27 AM

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I agree

I thought this was a place for frank and objective discussion but it has turned into another place to use profanity and vulgarity. If I heard someone condemn or make fun a relationship with Jesus or God that is one thing...but making jokes about swallowing a load for Jesus is just over the top and disgusting...no place for that around mature adults.

Captn · Aug 5, 2005, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

I thought this was a place for frank and objective discussion but it has turned into another place to use profanity and vulgarity. If I heard someone condemn or make fun a relationship with Jesus or God that is one thing...but making jokes about swallowing a load for Jesus is just over the top and disgusting...no place for that around mature adults.

I agree again, very disgusting. Hopefully it gets moved.

Tipstaff · Aug 5, 2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

I thought this was a place for frank and objective discussion but it has turned into another place to use profanity and vulgarity. If I heard someone condemn or make fun a relationship with Jesus or God that is one thing...but making jokes about swallowing a load for Jesus is just over the top and disgusting...no place for that around mature adults.

Guess I started that ball rolling. Sorry for that. Was poking fun at SFO, and didn't intend for it to get away like that.

I've seen a lot of people misuse the terms "Jesus Loves You", or "Put your faith in God, he will save you", or "Your doing Gods work", or any number of sayings with religious undertones to peddle a number of things lately, and I was getting tired of it, hence my first post.