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Sep 26, 2004, 10:55 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
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The Pastor and the Peanuts....
A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.
During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.
"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.
"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."
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Sep 26, 2004, 11:02 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Originally Posted by Dyre Straits
A pastor was paying a visit to one of the senior citizen women of his church.
During the visit he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and, assuming they were for guests, he began munching on them as they talked. About half-way through the bowl of peanuts, he had a pang of guilt and realized he should have asked before helping himself.
"I'm so sorry. I've nearly eaten all these peanuts. I should have asked if it were OK for me to have some," he said.
"Oh, preacher, you're quite welcome to them. I can't eat peanuts since I have no teeth," she replied. "All I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."
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Haha, i've seen this before, but it's still funnny though...  |
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Sep 26, 2004, 11:03 PM
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DH's Unofficial Hero
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ive heard that b4 :/ on a cartoon..........still funny  |
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Sep 27, 2004, 12:05 AM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
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Yucky.
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Sep 27, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Sweetness
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Originally Posted by Dom
Yucky.
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Exactly Dom. |
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Sep 27, 2004, 02:39 AM
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Mr. Nobody
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Sep 27, 2004, 10:28 AM
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I = Greatest Dood
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hehe that was funny
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