Apache Warrior Kerry

BWX · Jun 27, 2004, 10:39 PM

Apache Warrior Kerry

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday,
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he
had a plan to increase every Native American's income
by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated
requests for details of his plan. However, he also
told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has
voted YES 9,637 times....for every Indian issue ever
introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the
Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new
Indian name, Walking Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that
Walking Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.

Hahahah!!

Nacht · Jun 27, 2004, 10:55 PM

hahah!

Judas · Jun 28, 2004, 01:21 AM

when i got to WALKING EAGLE.. i knew something was up

**Roadee** · Jun 28, 2004, 02:49 AM

Now that is funny as hell.

Dom · Jun 28, 2004, 03:17 AM

I don't see how this is an issue for Political Debate. It's more a joke than anything else and not a factual or opinionated statement.

BWX · Jun 28, 2004, 03:44 AM

It always turns into a political debate- doesn't it?

Here, I'll start the debate-- Kerry is a big fat liar..

Guidoo · Jun 28, 2004, 05:27 AM

What did you expect.....you posted in the "political debate" forum.....lol

CDsDontBurn · Jun 28, 2004, 11:42 AM

oh c'mon. which politician is not a big fat liar? look at clinton for example

...."i did not have sex with that woman".....

Falstaff · Jun 28, 2004, 11:50 AM

He didnt inhale either, Kerry will ulitmately give the democratic party a bad name...to bad, some of them are actually okay. (christ! what am I saying) You want to find a democrat in California, look for the Kerry bumper stickers on BMWs, Mercedes Benz, and any other odd assortment upscale trendy driving machine, because in California, it is the province of the upuwardly mobile trend followers to adopt the left wing platform on the mistaken perception that Left is good, and vote for the Kennedy clone, but the truth is more sobering. You want to rebuild America, get worthless bums back to work, welfare mothers into education programs, and off of drugs, increase police presence, raise standards in our schools and get English taught the right way to our children, FORGET THE DEMOCRATS. I dont . And those damn illegal immigrants, we need a reality check like Arnold Swartzenegger for other states. He is getting the little fat welfare pigs off the teets of California and forcing them to reconsider their lives of crime, sloth and self indulgence. I am absolutely tired of the message our kids are getting on television from Rap Videos and popular entertainment, that getting over on everyone is both profitiable and a form of industry. Kids today are in for a shock, when the find out that regardless of what politicians say and the popular media insist, there is no free lunch, that is why I vote republican, and I examine the spurious remarks by Kerry. I will not let allow the Hollywood left to influence my opinion, Christ they are actors, not administrators. Kerry wants to capture and hold the fascination of the Left wing media, even they can smell a rat, they ripped into Kennedy's lifestyle, and every other democrat for years, what makes Kerry think they wont do the same to him. All Kerry needs is more effiminate endorsements from Al Gore to drive another nail into his political coffin.......

Nacht · Jun 28, 2004, 02:42 PM

Yea, maybe it should have been put in OT...but doesnt matter now

Falstaff · Jun 28, 2004, 09:42 PM

Kerry is a lying sack of human excrement, and the sooner democrats smell it, taste it and squish it between their fingers the sooner we all will see a paradym shift in who the democrats will vote into office....{rightttttttttttttt}

Vampyromaniac · Jun 28, 2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pac-Man
oh c'mon. which politician is not a big fat liar? look at clinton for example

...."i did not have sex with that woman".....

yes, a little naiive to think otherwise.