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Nov 18, 2003, 07:06 PM
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DriverHeaven Granddaddy
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Georgia, USA
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Technologically Challenged
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager, 'he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:32 PM
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lol... funny stuff...
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:37 PM
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Still watching...
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Orihuela (Spain)
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:45 PM
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REDRUM "237"
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Thats great Dyre Straits
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Nov 18, 2003, 07:49 PM
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
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old joke diffrent story :P
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Nov 18, 2003, 08:13 PM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: alberta, canada (thats north of the usa people)
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very old
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Nov 19, 2003, 03:48 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Gurnee Illinois
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I like it.  |
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Nov 19, 2003, 05:18 AM
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Watching
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:11 AM
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DH's Dormant Dragon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: IN Rem-Dormancy
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..... tiny paper for a fax.. maybe a bill... or reciept....
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Nov 19, 2003, 07:31 AM
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Scotland
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Lol...good one m8!
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