WHEEEEE!!! I'm RICH

OldBuzzard · May 12, 2008, 11:10 AM

Man I can't wait....gonna have to email this guy right away

__________________________________________________ _________

This email is to inform you that Your e-mail emerged a winner with
aconsolation prize $950,000.00 in the BRITISH AMERICAN TOBACCO Lotto online
draws which was played on Sunday 11th of May 2008.NB:For the release
of your funds,contact ,Name: Dr Ben Smith,+44- 704-5736-100
Email,britshtobaccoloto@hotmail.co.uk
Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.
Regards,
Mr Nicky Snook

__________________________________________________ __________

I'll have to say that Mr Snook and the BAT are pretty generous, don't you think ?

Robert McClelland · May 12, 2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

Man I can't wait....gonna have to email this guy right away

__________________________________________________ _________

This email is to inform you that Your e-mail emerged a winner with
aconsolation prize $950,000.00 in the BRITISH AMERICAN TOBACCO Lotto online
draws which was played on Sunday 11th of May 2008.NB:For the release
of your funds,contact ,Name: Dr Ben Smith,+44- 704-5736-100
Email,britshtobaccoloto@hotmail.co.uk
Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.
Regards,
Mr Nicky Snook

__________________________________________________ __________

I'll have to say that Mr Snook and the BAT are pretty generous, don't you think ?

I get those alot in my email it's just spam lol

**Grace** · May 12, 2008, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

Regards,
Mr Nicky Snook

Now that's absolutely scary, even more than the "90% better than Viagra" spam mails I get. We have a Mr Nicky somewhere in Britain.

**MIG-31** · May 12, 2008, 12:25 PM

I get used to get plenty of those emails.Until i killed my email address they were posted to.

You should see my hotmail account.. it is hammered by all sorts of crap..

A few that is posted,and if i choose to take them up id be super rich by now.

A) Xtra Cheap Mortage rates at only 1% interest.

B) Viagra with 75% discount.

C) Extremely Cheap D**K enlargements... and make your partner weep with the ultimate joy

D) I will give you 25% of my 200M $ oil business transfers because i have Terminal Cancer and no Bank Account.. Many of these are Prince or princess of Nigeria (Which has the highest level of scammers to date)

E) Countless Lottery wins from countries i have never been to..

I have seen them all.

mike2h · May 12, 2008, 12:28 PM

make sure you give him ALL your personal information so they can expedite the release of all the funds asap

bty is that in dollars or pounds... lol

mike2h · May 12, 2008, 12:29 PM

mig, you prolly should pay more attention to the penis enlargement/viagra type emails.....

**MIG-31** · May 12, 2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike2h

mig, you prolly should pay more attention to the penis enlargement/viagra type emails.....

They are tempting to say the least..

Falstaff · May 12, 2008, 01:27 PM

why do spammers want to know anything about my magic johnson or how I spend my money, my word this is disconcerting.

Dark Lord · May 12, 2008, 01:45 PM

the real question here is, why does mike know mig needs those enhancement pills?

**MIG-31** · May 12, 2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Lord

the real question here is, why does mike know mig needs those enhancement pills?

Damn it.. the secrets out

mike2h · May 12, 2008, 02:42 PM

lol. just couldnt keep it om the qt could i...

OldBuzzard · May 12, 2008, 06:29 PM

Yeah, I get a lot too, but I thought this one was just a bit more entertaining. Especially since the sender was Mr. Snook, as in Snookered

Thing is, not only do I get the "Johnson enhancement" ones, I get the "bigger boobs" ones as well.

Now just why they would think that I would want a "Big Johnnon" and "Bigguns" is somewhat puzzling.

**kris23** · May 12, 2008, 08:10 PM

you can never have a big enough "Johnson"

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · May 18, 2008, 04:33 PM

this one is in my junk mail folder... windows live mail is decent at blocking actually

Quote:

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jürge
Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jurge Krugger made you a
beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Twenty Million, One Hundred
Thousand Pounds Sterling (£20,100.000.00GBP) to you in the Codicil and last
testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being
a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or
simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good. Engr. Jurge Krugger until his death was a member of the
Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to
help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am
hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude
my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address:
dempsey_williamesq@yahoo.com.hk

I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,

Dempsey R. William Esq
Partner
Attorney at Law

here is another

Quote:

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
Your Ref. (247)

Dear Beneficiary.
Congratulations as we bring to your notice, The Office of the senate
house of senate has chosen you by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients
of this new year promotion cash grant/Donation. To celebrate the 30th anniversary
celebration,We are giving out a yearly donation of The ATM Card Value is $500,000.00 USD to 2 lucky recipients,as New Year promotion from the W.H.O,UN, and the EU in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.fill out below information and send it to the Payment RemitanceOffice Via their email contact address:
Full Name:....Residential Address:......
Occupation:...Country::..................
Telephone:........Fax Number:............

Winning Batch No:W-342-8876,U-500-32)
Mr. Steve Smith
E-mail: atmprocessingoffice001@gmail.com

BEST REGARDS
MR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENT

Cow_160483 · May 19, 2008, 03:29 AM

YO those are some scary e mails. Am glad I dont get those in my account. However I do get the enlarge your Johnson and viagra ones hahah

eggytoast · May 27, 2008, 11:38 AM

sounds like a winner

H3X4D3C1M4L · May 28, 2008, 11:43 PM

There's a way to get back at those suckers. Tarpitting, anyone? Aahahahahahahahahha