Why do I suck so much...?

SimonShaw · Jan 11, 2008, 03:48 PM

Everyone else is getting in on it so thought I should........hit me with it, why DO i suck so much cock? just so i can explain to the shrink when i go for treatment

interspaced · Jan 11, 2008, 03:54 PM

Because you like preying on 15 year old boys and seem to enjoy harassing them? Bad run in with Chris Hansen? lol

Judas · Jan 11, 2008, 04:07 PM

Reckless187 · Jan 11, 2008, 04:32 PM

For once I am left speechless. I have nothing to say on the matter.

SimonShaw · Jan 11, 2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Reckless187

For once I am left speechless. I have nothing to say on the matter.

Thank fuck for that

Mousey · Jan 11, 2008, 05:57 PM

Perhaps it's eitheir your incredibly diverse folder of Gay Pornography you keep on an external hard drive with a portal screen so you can whack off in bed, or perhaps it's just the fact you like having a go at kids like me?
eitheir way, gtfo driverheaven immediately and the world will be a better place

SimonShaw · Jan 11, 2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mousey

Perhaps it's eitheir your incredibly diverse folder of Gay Pornography you keep on an external hard drive with a portal screen so you can whack off in bed, or perhaps it's just the fact you like having a go at kids like me?
eitheir way, gtfo driverheaven immediately and the world will be a better place

pmsl

OmegaRED · Jan 11, 2008, 07:35 PM

Because you watched way too much He-Man as a kid.

SimonShaw · Jan 11, 2008, 07:48 PM

that is the funniest GIF i have seen in a while

Senor_Mota · Jan 12, 2008, 11:47 AM

That's just weird.

If you have to ask everyone else why you suck cock, shouldn't you be asking yourself? Look in the mirror tonight and think really hard - why do I like penises in my mouth?

The answer will be revealed.

SFOSOK · Jan 12, 2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Senor_Mota

That's just weird.

If you have to ask everyone else why you suck cock, shouldn't you be asking yourself? Look in the mirror tonight and think really hard - why do I like penises in my mouth?

The answer will be revealed.

Yep, and because you like the taste

Senor_Mota · Jan 12, 2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Yep, and because you like the taste

Hey, I've already used the mirror, man. I'm comfortable with myself and cocks.

I'm just trying to help him face his cocklust in a safe and controlled environment.

mos2k · Mar 3, 2008, 06:06 AM

Driverheaven is supposed to be a heaven =P i think i should change my mind about going to heaven.. would this also happen in heaven LOL

SFOSOK · Apr 17, 2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Senor_Mota

Hey, I've already used the mirror, man. I'm comfortable with myself and cocks.

I'm just trying to help him face his cocklust in a safe and controlled environment.

If manjuice is his favorite flavor than why should we stop him? It obviously make him happy (and full).

Aledronix · Apr 29, 2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mos2k

Driverheaven is supposed to be a heaven =P i think i should change my mind about going to heaven.. would this also happen in heaven LOL

In heaven everyone should be happy
-> everyone gets what he /she wants
-> some people might get cock -> some people might get pissed -> the cock sucker might get shot;(but it doesn't really end here beccause

In heaven we should be immortal -> bullets don't kill the cs
and the cycle is repeated

<Proof? CS players still exist in internet cafe's world wide!(sorry for offending counter strike players, but I just figuered out that C(ock)S(ucker) rimes with C(ounter)S(trike) and it bores me to tears to see classmates speaking about it after 6 years!!!! I thnk they are really BS people; BS=bullet sucker, if you know the "Head Shot" hysteria in internet cafe's)>