well it could be fucking worse, you could have to kiss mousey's ass, its the size of a fucking small planet so you would be well fucked by the time you finished that one. Who is the owner of tweakguides? he forces new members to give him lapdances? Im taking it he rated you pretty low on the hot scale if you are so upset?
Ok so let me work this out...... he is capable of writing great guides that you like, yet he is on the other hand a "complete moron" because he thinks your lapdancing sucks. You sound like another yappy girlie little bitch who likes to take it up the ass.
Well he probably noticed a higher "idiot to normal user" ratio and decided to implement it. After reading some of your recent posting, I suggest we all propose this idea for DH and get half the idiots kicked out.
I find that hard to believe, I mean you clearly have a massive intellect and couldn't possibly forget "your details". try logging in with
user: "dickwad"
pass: "ilovetofuckmymother"
bound to work.
awesome, I bet that went down well on a site like tweakguides, are you sure you didn't post about some game that just leaked on warez, something like this
"OMFG GUYS CRYSIS LEAKED AND I CAN'T GET IT 2 WORK! YOU CAN GET IT HERE, SWEAR TO FUCK U CAN!!!!!111!!!!"
Oh yes and for the record "two half weeks", is a week. hopefully that helps you save some keystrokes next time.
So you couldn't post, and you tried
again later to do the same thing and figured out the second time that you were banned. "lol" indeed.
Let me guess. "you are a fucking idiot, go back to piratesbay you twat"? Bet thats pretty close.
No, clearly he wants users with an intelligence quota slightly higher than a mentally ill garden slug.
Yeah I can see how him accidentally hitting the wrong key once on a keyboard puts him into the "full retard" category.
Did anyone ever tell you that you are a cock? just wondering, im betting you have heard it quite a few times before today, obviously I could be wrong here, shall we start a poll?
yeah I can see how it would annoy you having an asshole telling you to kiss the cheeks surrounding it, thats quite a conundrum you got going there Einstein.
There is a forum with little asshole logos on it? get out of here !! really? damn I want that theme, that would seriously kick some ass. Or is that kick some assholes? damn you got me all confused now with your fascination with asses, assholes, and buttcheeks. Im sure its a gay website, but you are making a big enough idiot of yourself without me posting a link to your forum user account on "chickswithdicks.com"
Ah, you were drunk, shessh thank fuck for that man, I was beginning to think you were a seriously retarded hick from texas there whose father was actually his big brother, and I was wondering how you were in fact even
hitting the keys, even if it appeared to be randomly.
you win the billy toaster "im a hot bitch retard" award for this week, it was a close call between you and mousey, but I didn't have a wide angle lens big enough to get both of his cheeks in the frame.
