A Catholic Timeline of Future Events

OmegaRED · Nov 18, 2007, 12:24 AM

Saw this and got a kick out of it. The guy who wrote this must be, well...

A Catholic Timeline for Future Events

Here's a sneak peak. Warning, lot's of spoilers!

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2008: Hilary Clinton elected U.S. President

2009: Hilary Clinton changes her mind about abortion and become pro-life. The year 2009 will be a year of great success for the pro-life cause.

2009: Pope Benedict XVI suggests building three places of worship in Jerusalem, a Temple, a Church, and a Mosque, so that these three religions, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, can worship in peace in the City of Peace. “For he did not know what to say, for they were exceedingly afraid.” (Mk 9:6).

2009/2010: the beginning of the events described in the Book of Revelation, the first part of the tribulation, which includes the Day of Repentence and the Day of Healing.

** The first part of the tribulation is from 2009/2010 to 2039/2040 A.D.

2009: A small war among the Arab nations occurs, which prepares for World War III. Extremist Arab leaders will fight against more moderate leaders and the extremist leaders will win. There will be coups, uprisings, and outright war among the Arab nations. The leader of Iran and the leader of Iraq will end up with much control and influence over the other Arab nations of the Middle East.

2009 or 2010: Pope Benedict XVI dies. The next pope is elected, whom St. Malachy calls 'Peter the Roman.' He is not the last Pope.

2010: World War III begins. At the start of the war, the Arabs nuke New York City (in 2010). The war continues for many years; millions upon millions will die. World War III is the first of the Seven Seals and the first of the Four Horsemen (in the Book of Revelation).

Judas · Nov 18, 2007, 01:19 AM

story is held in the eye of the beholder....

Falstaff · Nov 18, 2007, 06:09 AM

I stopped at Hillary for President....never happen.

Brutality · Nov 18, 2007, 06:32 AM

Umm....

BlueMak · Nov 18, 2007, 07:35 AM

First of all, Clinton is not going to win.

As for the rest, wishful thinking IMO.

Even if there was a nuke attack from an arab nation to a major USA city (which won't), there wouldn't be a war, more like oblitaration of said state(s) by the USA.

Some people keep forgetting how much powerful USA really is. They see the war in Iraq but what they forget? is that the americans there actualy try to minimise civilian losses and to build a country among the fighting. If it was a matter of simply killing or destroying without thinking of public opinion for collateral damage, it wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks.

OmegaRED · Nov 18, 2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Judas

story is held in the eye of the beholder....

What does that mean?

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

I stopped at Hillary for President....never happen.

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Originally Posted by BlueMak

First of all, Clinton is not going to win.

Let's hope not it could be the beginning of the end!

Sandok · Nov 18, 2007, 10:46 AM

Gotta love people who believe so fervently in religion

I wish I could see the future too!

**Vikingod** · Nov 18, 2007, 10:59 AM

Here's as little soothsaying for the CUlt of the Vikingod...

Hillary Clinton is Ellected President, or not...
Jeff's freakin' head explodes...
Judas continues to talk nonsense...
Life goes on as usual

OmegaRED · Nov 18, 2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vikingod

Here's as little soothsaying for the CUlt of the Vikingod...

Hillary Clinton is Ellected President, or not...
Jeff's freakin' head explodes...
Judas continues to talk nonsense...
Life goes on as usual

Is this prophecy straight from the lips of our Lord and Saviour Odin the Mighty?

Falstaff · Nov 18, 2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

Is this prophecy straight from the lips of our Lord and Saviour Odin the Mighty?

ha ha...the God of Beer probably...

Judas · Nov 18, 2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

What does that mean?

meaning everyone has there own interpretation of what some book states.... or what might have been or not been said thousands of years ago....

it's not surprising to get a group of people that just read the same book together and have COMPLETELY different ideas about how things worked.... sure the basic principals of the book may have similarities.. but that's usually where it ends....

CDsDontBurn · Nov 21, 2007, 11:49 PM

history may repeat itself...