tweakguides.com, The owner is a wankstain.

ViRuS2k · Nov 8, 2007, 09:43 PM

I mean jesus, you have to lapdance and kiss his ass before you can post on his forums.

His guides are great and all but the guy is a complete moron...
i use to be able to post on his forums before all this new introduction system crap came into place months ago..

I use to be a member there ages ago but couldnt remember my details so i had to reregister.

2 half weeks ago i made a introduction saying hello yada yada yada..
and today i still couldnt post so i posted again to find out some hours ago i was banned lol

and this is the smart ass reply i got from the owner

:Thread closed, used banned for obvious reasons. Classic example of the type of person we don't want here. * i mean sheesh what kind of people does he want around there ? asskissers. ?

lol the guy cant even spell *user* heh

anyway just freaking annoys the fuck out of me why these assholes make you kiss there asses to post on there forums.

My advise guys never ever stick around a forum with assholes or forums with about 2 pages of rules...

well thats my rant over for tonight... dam im pissed.

reno · Nov 14, 2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ViRuS2k

I mean jesus, you have to lapdance and kiss his ass before you can post on his forums.

His guides are great and all but the guy is a complete moron...
i use to be able to post on his forums before all this new introduction system crap came into place months ago..

I use to be a member there ages ago but couldnt remember my details so i had to reregister.

2 half weeks ago i made a introduction saying hello yada yada yada..
and today i still couldnt post so i posted again to find out some hours ago i was banned lol

and this is the smart ass reply i got from the owner

:Thread closed, used banned for obvious reasons. Classic example of the type of person we don't want here. * i mean sheesh what kind of people does he want around there ? asskissers. ?

lol the guy cant even spell *user* heh

anyway just freaking annoys the fuck out of me why these assholes make you kiss there asses to post on there forums.

My advise guys never ever stick around a forum with assholes or forums with about 2 pages of rules...

well thats my rant over for tonight... dam im pissed.

Maybe you're just a tool?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · Nov 14, 2007, 07:51 PM

If every second word of a post contained "lol" I wouldn't let you post on my forum either you gay ass motherfucker

BlueMak · Nov 14, 2007, 07:57 PM

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If every second word of a post contained "lol" I wouldn't let you post on my forum either you gay ass motherfucker

I like ViRus2k, but this is one funny post.

cozumel · Nov 14, 2007, 08:08 PM

The new members section of tweakguides is really quite amusing. They ban every other member before they get to 4 or 5 posts. Hardly anyone makes it though the door. I'm surprised they've got any members at all....

BlueMak · Nov 14, 2007, 09:15 PM

Well, I read their whole intro rules etc, and they clearly state that you are only allowed to post one introductory post in the intro section, explaining why they should let you in. You must not post any more posts anywhere else, for any reason, even to add things to your own thread, unless they ask you something specific. Then from few hours to weeks they might let you in and be allowed to become a regular member. Instructions are very clear IMO.

Having said that, I had no idea that site had a forum and now I don't want to go even near that.

**kris23** · Nov 14, 2007, 09:26 PM

LOL wtf?

ViRuS2k · Nov 18, 2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Fonzy

If every second word of a post contained "lol" I wouldn't let you post on my forum either you gay ass motherfucker

With the reputation you clearly have son i wouldnt let you near the internet never mind a forum.

Fuck face, go suck a duck.

ViRuS2k · Nov 18, 2007, 12:56 PM

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Maybe you're just a tool?

lol with a face like yours its a wonder you dont scare ghosts.

stare into any walls lately, where you dropped on your head at birth, bitchslapped the wrong way ?

or possibly your just a fagbag..

reno · Nov 20, 2007, 12:16 PM

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lol with a face like yours its a wonder you dont scare ghosts.

stare into any walls lately, where you dropped on your head at birth, bitchslapped the wrong way ?

or possibly your just a fagbag..

Took half a week for you to get your grandma to come up with that? Away with you. Shoo.

Billy Toaster · Nov 20, 2007, 06:53 PM

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I mean jesus, you have to lapdance and kiss his ass before you can post on his forums.

well it could be fucking worse, you could have to kiss mousey's ass, its the size of a fucking small planet so you would be well fucked by the time you finished that one. Who is the owner of tweakguides? he forces new members to give him lapdances? Im taking it he rated you pretty low on the hot scale if you are so upset?

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His guides are great and all but the guy is a complete moron...

Ok so let me work this out...... he is capable of writing great guides that you like, yet he is on the other hand a "complete moron" because he thinks your lapdancing sucks. You sound like another yappy girlie little bitch who likes to take it up the ass.

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i use to be able to post on his forums before all this new introduction system crap came into place months ago..

Well he probably noticed a higher "idiot to normal user" ratio and decided to implement it. After reading some of your recent posting, I suggest we all propose this idea for DH and get half the idiots kicked out.

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I use to be a member there ages ago but couldnt remember my details so i had to reregister.

I find that hard to believe, I mean you clearly have a massive intellect and couldn't possibly forget "your details". try logging in with

user: "dickwad"
pass: "ilovetofuckmymother"

bound to work.

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2 half weeks ago i made a introduction saying hello yada yada yada..

awesome, I bet that went down well on a site like tweakguides, are you sure you didn't post about some game that just leaked on warez, something like this

"OMFG GUYS CRYSIS LEAKED AND I CAN'T GET IT 2 WORK! YOU CAN GET IT HERE, SWEAR TO FUCK U CAN!!!!!111!!!!"

Oh yes and for the record "two half weeks", is a week. hopefully that helps you save some keystrokes next time.

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and today i still couldnt post so i posted again to find out some hours ago i was banned lol

So you couldn't post, and you tried again later to do the same thing and figured out the second time that you were banned. "lol" indeed.

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and this is the smart ass reply i got from the owner

Let me guess. "you are a fucking idiot, go back to piratesbay you twat"? Bet thats pretty close.

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:Thread closed, used banned for obvious reasons. Classic example of the type of person we don't want here.* i mean sheesh what kind of people does he want around there ? asskissers. ?

No, clearly he wants users with an intelligence quota slightly higher than a mentally ill garden slug.

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lol the guy cant even spell *user* heh

Yeah I can see how him accidentally hitting the wrong key once on a keyboard puts him into the "full retard" category.

Did anyone ever tell you that you are a cock? just wondering, im betting you have heard it quite a few times before today, obviously I could be wrong here, shall we start a poll?

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anyway just freaking annoys the fuck out of me why these assholes make you kiss there asses to post on there forums.

yeah I can see how it would annoy you having an asshole telling you to kiss the cheeks surrounding it, thats quite a conundrum you got going there Einstein.

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My advise guys never ever stick around a forum with assholes or forums with about 2 pages of rules...

There is a forum with little asshole logos on it? get out of here !! really? damn I want that theme, that would seriously kick some ass. Or is that kick some assholes? damn you got me all confused now with your fascination with asses, assholes, and buttcheeks. Im sure its a gay website, but you are making a big enough idiot of yourself without me posting a link to your forum user account on "chickswithdicks.com"

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well thats my rant over for tonight... dam im pissed.

Ah, you were drunk, shessh thank fuck for that man, I was beginning to think you were a seriously retarded hick from texas there whose father was actually his big brother, and I was wondering how you were in fact even hitting the keys, even if it appeared to be randomly.

you win the billy toaster "im a hot bitch retard" award for this week, it was a close call between you and mousey, but I didn't have a wide angle lens big enough to get both of his cheeks in the frame.

Senor_Mota · Nov 23, 2007, 03:12 PM

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well it could be fucking worse, you could have to kiss mousey's ass, its the size of a fucking small planet so you would be well fucked by the time you finished that one. Who is the owner of tweakguides? he forces new members to give him lapdances? Im taking it he rated you pretty low on the hot scale if you are so upset?

Ok so let me work this out...... he is capable of writing great guides that you like, yet he is on the other hand a "complete moron" because he thinks your lapdancing sucks. You sound like another yappy girlie little bitch who likes to take it up the ass.

Well he probably noticed a higher "idiot to normal user" ratio and decided to implement it. After reading some of your recent posting, I suggest we all propose this idea for DH and get half the idiots kicked out.

I find that hard to believe, I mean you clearly have a massive intellect and couldn't possibly forget "your details". try logging in with

user: "dickwad"
pass: "ilovetofuckmymother"

bound to work.

awesome, I bet that went down well on a site like tweakguides, are you sure you didn't post about some game that just leaked on warez, something like this

"OMFG GUYS CRYSIS LEAKED AND I CAN'T GET IT 2 WORK! YOU CAN GET IT HERE, SWEAR TO FUCK U CAN!!!!!111!!!!"

Oh yes and for the record "two half weeks", is a week. hopefully that helps you save some keystrokes next time.

So you couldn't post, and you tried again later to do the same thing and figured out the second time that you were banned. "lol" indeed.

Let me guess. "you are a fucking idiot, go back to piratesbay you twat"? Bet thats pretty close.

No, clearly he wants users with an intelligence quota slightly higher than a mentally ill garden slug.

Yeah I can see how him accidentally hitting the wrong key once on a keyboard puts him into the "full retard" category.

Did anyone ever tell you that you are a cock? just wondering, im betting you have heard it quite a few times before today, obviously I could be wrong here, shall we start a poll?

yeah I can see how it would annoy you having an asshole telling you to kiss the cheeks surrounding it, thats quite a conundrum you got going there Einstein.

There is a forum with little asshole logos on it? get out of here !! really? damn I want that theme, that would seriously kick some ass. Or is that kick some assholes? damn you got me all confused now with your fascination with asses, assholes, and buttcheeks. Im sure its a gay website, but you are making a big enough idiot of yourself without me posting a link to your forum user account on "chickswithdicks.com"

Ah, you were drunk, shessh thank fuck for that man, I was beginning to think you were a seriously retarded hick from texas there whose father was actually his big brother, and I was wondering how you were in fact even hitting the keys, even if it appeared to be randomly.

you win the billy toaster "im a hot bitch retard" award for this week, it was a close call between you and mousey, but I didn't have a wide angle lens big enough to get both of his cheeks in the frame.

Wow. YOU HAVE GOOD JOKES!!!! VERY ORIGINAL!!!!! Never have heard anything as cool, funny or unique as someone's uncle also being their father!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You are a RIOT!!!!! PHEW!!!! Dude, where did you steal your "comedic stylings" from? From Jeff Foxworthy? Because inbreeding jokes, dick jokes and "This guy's a fag because..." jokes NEVER get old. Never.

How did this guy become a "flaming legend"? Seriously! His tone and derogatory content never change. It's always the same song being played on repeat. Just because he "cleverly" turns some moot and socially inept conversational device around on you with the "No, you're a fag" game, doesn't make this guy "un-flame-able". In fact, it just means you guys give up way too easily.

Fucking pushovers...

It's really not that difficult to make BillyToaster feel bad - all you'd have to do is ignore him. Then he wouldn't have anyone to "insult" or "berate" as he does so well. But this has become really funny to me, and since I never take anything on the internet personally, well...I can use your "Musings" to amuse myself during my extensive tenure in banal minutia.

I bet you never thought I'd say this to you Billy, but thanks!!! You make my day a little brighter each time you talk.

Billy Toaster · Nov 24, 2007, 04:44 AM

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Wow. YOU HAVE GOOD JOKES!!!! VERY ORIGINAL!!!!! Never have heard anything as cool, funny or unique as someone's uncle also being their father!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You are a RIOT!!!!! PHEW!!!! Dude, where did you steal your "comedic stylings" from? From Jeff Foxworthy? Because inbreeding jokes, dick jokes and "This guy's a fag because..." jokes NEVER get old. Never.

Oh dear, seems I need to keep trying to educate your sorry indian ass don't I? Firstly, drop the smilies, little girls called "lucy" overuse them when Iming friends. Secondly, instead of trying to explain how someone else's flames suck, try coming up with some of your own, otherwise go back to sega's genesis support site and try reliving "the old days", when your reactions were just about fast enough to keep up.

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How did this guy become a "flaming legend"?

Well I could explain, and man ive tried, but if you can't grasp computer tech support for Dell, I seriously doubt we will ever make a flamer out of you, unless "flaming blue homo" is another target you are trying to achieve.

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Seriously! His tone and derogatory content never change.

I was going to try your angle of posting girlie smilies, while italicising and typing in caps with bold, and saying aggressive things like "potty humor", maybe that might work? diverse enough. Oh yeah, I forgot its the fucking flame zone, not nickelodeon.

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[t's always the same song being played on repeat. Just because he "cleverly" turns some moot and socially inept conversational device around on you with the "No, you're a fag" game, doesn't make this guy "un-flame-able". In fact, it just means you guys give up way too easily.

Fucking pushovers...

It's really not that difficult to make BillyToaster feel bad - all you'd have to do is ignore him. Then he wouldn't have anyone to "insult" or "berate" as he does so well. But this has become really funny to me, and since I never take anything on the internet personally, well...I can use your "Musings" to amuse myself during my extensive tenure in banal minutia.

Ok so with your indian logic, its not difficult to make me "feel bad" and you insult people for "giving up", then you say you have put me on "ignore"? No wonder you guys haven't made the history books for any worldwide war's. But fuck you make good curries, thats good enough for me. Damn I guess now im on ignore you won't read this? or be able to reply? Unless of course you are only pretending you have me on ignore and will be reading this with the intensity of a student learning from the master. Either way you have still been utterly owned, I would have thought you would have lasted more than 2 flames however, but apparently Dell is still an extremely sore point for you. Just like your ass from getting raped in all these threads.

Of course if you do reply now, you are opening yourself up for a whole new series of flames, and you will look extremely fucking stupid, you do know this? You are so fucking stupid, probably not.

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I bet you never thought I'd say this to you Billy, but thanks!!! You make my day a little brighter each time you talk.

Well thanks, appreciate the kindness, just a pity you won't be able to see how much you suck my dick everytime you post.

BlueMak · Nov 24, 2007, 06:12 AM

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No wonder you guys haven't made the history books for any worldwide war's. But fuck you make good curries, thats good enough for me.

Actualy Indians have fought in both World Wars and have fought well. In the WW2 they fought in every theatre, European, African, Asian-Pacific.
I understand this is the Flame Warzone and you might knew this, but chances are you didn't, so, there.

Billy Toaster · Nov 24, 2007, 07:21 AM

being used as human shields and dispensible front line troops doesn't count. Well it does for us, means less important lives are lost. Anyway who the fuck asked you? whats with the girlie signature image? you another flame zone faggot?

BlueMak · Nov 24, 2007, 08:20 AM

I am not a meatball, but thanks for asking.
Now please continue your "flaming" with anyone else that cares.

cozumel · Nov 24, 2007, 09:07 AM

Hmmmm....Meatballs.......Spaghetti......

I'm off to the butchers. Thanks BlueMak. That's dinner sorted for tonight.

Senor_Mota · Nov 24, 2007, 02:23 PM

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being used as human shields and dispensible front line troops doesn't count. Well it does for us, means less important lives are lost.

Dude, you're just flat out racist and fucking annoying. Not only did you plunge this thread out of topic, you've subjected us to some truly unadulterated ignorance. A good portion of my family is Native American and I really think you've crossed the fucking line here.

You're not a flamer, you're not a fag, you're not a legend - You're just a shit-eating horse-fucking jerk-off.

You should be glad I'm not so petty as to bitch to Zardon about this bullshit. Remember the one stipulation to the FW? No? Let me refresh your memory. Take your racist and narrow mentality and shove it up your ass, BillyHitler.

There's only one race, and that's the human race.

BlueMak · Nov 24, 2007, 03:10 PM

Senor Mota, is your other portion from India? Because that's what we have been talking about, Indians from India.

Senor_Mota · Nov 24, 2007, 03:56 PM

No, they're Native American. But it doesn't matter what "Indians" were talking about, this guy simply takes it too far. The "flames" used to be kind of funny, but now, he's just stepping on people's toes and throwing racist remarks around like they're going out of style.

Truly, there's nothing I hate more than a fucking bigot.

Billy Toaster · Nov 24, 2007, 06:10 PM

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No, they're Native American. But it doesn't matter what "Indians" were talking about, this guy simply takes it too far.

I think you need to drop the admins a Pm and tell them that the blocking system on DH isn't working

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The "flames" used to be kind of funny, but now, he's just stepping on people's toes and throwing racist remarks around like they're going out of style.

Check the forum you are in dickwad, offtopic is a few more up.

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