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Old Oct 4, 2007, 11:56 PM   #1
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Cool! About That Haircut.....

A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his
father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make
a deal with his son.

"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a
little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son,you've brought your grades
up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ... and there's even
strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked
everywhere they went?"

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Old Oct 5, 2007, 12:47 AM   #2
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brahahahahaha! Nice one!
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 02:28 AM   #3
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oldi but goodie .
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 02:47 AM   #4
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oldi but goodie .
just like dyre then
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 03:19 AM   #5
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lol. that i wouldn't know .
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 03:42 AM   #6
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Funny joke.
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 04:17 AM   #7
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lol nice one, i didn't get it at first but i caught on after reading it again
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Old Oct 5, 2007, 01:57 PM   #8
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that's really funny and in my case true, that was the excuse i gave my parents when i was young to have long hair...LOL
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