Flexing your thighs while masturbating?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · Oct 2, 2007, 07:06 PM

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

**ChaosMinionX** · Oct 2, 2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

Been watching Chaim Potok the chosen again hornet?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · Oct 2, 2007, 10:17 PM

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

**ChaosMinionX** · Oct 3, 2007, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

You sure your not trying a reenactment of "thewillpower" site

-If I have to explain it, google it and you will see. -NSFW

Mousey · Oct 3, 2007, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Is that supposed to be some kind of talent?
Personally i'd keep details of my lonely sex life to myself but i spose it's your choice

Reckless187 · Oct 3, 2007, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

I hope you cut your fingernails before friggin your punani young post op ladyboy, you dont wanna end up with internal bleeding & infections. :P

BlueMak · Oct 4, 2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Sounds like you are inserting something somewhere, and I am not talking about your dick.

Senor_Mota · Nov 1, 2007, 11:30 AM

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Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Be careful - brain bubbles, man. Brain Bubbles. Don't give yourself an aneurysm. Try some auto-erotic asphyxiation or something, you weird bastard.

Reckless187 · Nov 2, 2007, 06:51 AM

Don't listen to word this eunuch cunt comes out with, he aint even fucking gone through motherfucking puberty yet ffs! I told his whore of a mother whilst she was working the street corners for me that doing drugs whilst pregnant would harm the unborn child but did she care? Do bears not shit in the woods? Fucking tragedy is what this freak is.

Senor_Mota · Nov 2, 2007, 09:12 AM

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Don't listen to word this eunuch cunt comes out with, he aint even fucking gone through motherfucking puberty yet ffs! I told his whore of a mother whilst she was working the street corners for me that doing drugs whilst pregnant would harm the unborn child but did she care? Do bears not shit in the woods? Fucking tragedy is what this freak is.

Ummmm...who?

Reckless187 · Nov 2, 2007, 10:20 AM

Sorry, didn't mean you, forgot to mention his name, was talking about the_jewish_hornet.

MGaz · Dec 14, 2007, 10:31 AM

sorry if i sound like an 'i-tune', but whats a 'brain bubble' ? lol

Reckless187 · Dec 14, 2007, 11:32 AM

I think you want the help forum. This thread was dead, the original poster is dead. Now you have resurected both & we are all gonna get it in the arse from the hornet bloke. Cheers. :P

mike2h · Dec 14, 2007, 07:41 PM

i aint lettin that dicksmoker behind me under any circumstances.

Reckless187 · Dec 17, 2007, 05:47 AM

What if you are doing the cha cha at a christmas party & drunk out of your head & the hornet joins in behind you ey? What you gonna do then? taking into consideration the beer goggle effect & that the hornet looks a bit effeminate, it could be hard to resist the temptation. :P

Mousey · Dec 17, 2007, 10:40 AM

For the love of god let this thread die PLEASE...
Somebody lock it or at least change the title, my mum always comes in when i'm reading DH for some reason and she goes "OMG PR0N?!?!?!?"...

Reckless187 · Dec 17, 2007, 10:55 AM

There aint much in FWZ so we gotta keep threads like this alive, otherwise we may as well kill off FWZ. :P

mike2h · Dec 17, 2007, 12:36 PM

in that particular case, it would be me behind the hornet without him getting a reacharound.

Reckless187 · Dec 18, 2007, 05:31 AM

But he'd be getting some anal, right? :P

mike2h · Dec 18, 2007, 12:18 PM

yes, he would be getting something in his anal tract. as will you if you keep up with this obssession with anal things in general, & hornets ass specifically.
you cruisin for a 'deposit'? - pm hornjet.

Reckless187 · Dec 18, 2007, 02:57 PM

Nah, just feel sorry for the hornet. Ugly fuckers like him need lovin too & I'm tied down at the mo so I can't oblige I'm afraid.

MGaz · Dec 19, 2007, 12:47 PM

but if you 'could' oblige, would that mean you would be 'in the HORNETS nest' ???

lol

Senor_Mota · Dec 20, 2007, 01:21 PM

Watch out for that stinger...hornets don't lose their ass when they stab you relentlessly...although their exoskeleton is easily squashed.

Reckless187 · Dec 20, 2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MGaz

but if you 'could' oblige, would that mean you would be 'in the HORNETS nest' ???

lol

Fuck it, sure, why not. I'd tear it a new ass hole.

Mousey · Dec 20, 2007, 06:48 PM

Has anybody noticed the jizznet's not been around recently?

Reckless187 · Dec 21, 2007, 06:52 AM

Yup. he hasn't been banned either so not sure what could be up with him. Mayb he took one too many (money)shots to the face and was permanently blinded!

mike2h · Dec 26, 2007, 08:10 PM

a good skullfucking would have the same effect.