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Jul 26, 2007, 11:26 PM
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#121
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2
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“Bury my Ultra X3 with me!”
Dying computer geek’s last request to his girl friend.
“Bury my Ultra X3 with me!”
Computer geek’s girl friend hastily replies to computer geek’s last request (As she adoringly caresses the Ultra X3‘s Titanium Exterior)
“But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”
There is silence for what seems an eternity.
Stillness is upon computer geek’s lips.
Computer geek’s girl friend probes for an accommodating gaze.
But still there is no forth coming rejoin from computer geek boyfriend.
Computer geek’s girl friend is now edgy.
Perspiration decants from her desperate demeanor.
She takes time to look away from the Ultra X3 and castes her eyes into computer geek boyfriend’s eyes.
She stares imploringly into computer geeks boyfriend’s eyes.
She beseeches with deep urgency. (While still sustaining fervent caresses upon the Ultra X3‘s supple FlexForce Cabling)
“But don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”
Her eyes now return hastily back to the shimmering Ultra X3. So that computer geek boyfriend can recognize where her desires are so firmly absorbed - upon the Ultra X3!
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A powerful 135mm gust arises.
Like a stormy wind across the artic ice.
The blustery breeze brushes across his girl friend’s cascading hair.
In spite of death’s dank claws -
The blustery breeze awakens computer geek boyfriend’s senses.
Computer geek boyfriend can now discern the velvet face of his girl friend within the X3‘s deep mirrored sheen.
He catches a glimpse of her perplexed gaze admiring the X3‘s handsome resplendent visage.
He also perceives the tender caresses of her genteel hands upon the Molex Muscled Ultra X3.
Computer geek boyfriend can now see that his girl friend is forever firmly transfixed in the X3‘s profound luminescence.
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“Computer geek boyfriend? Will you please answer me?” cries computer geek’s girlfriend.
“I need to know now! Don’t you love me more than anything? Computer geek boyfriend?”
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Fiiiinally, before Death closes upon computer geek boyfriend - computer geek boyfriend mooooves his lips. Sloooowly, paaaainfully, he is fiiiinally ready to give response to his girl friend's ardent request.
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Dying computer geek’s last response to girl friend -
“OK! You can be buried with me too!”
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X3 Ultra! Never to be parted!
X3 Ultra! Always to be shared!
X3 Ultra! Your friend in life!
X3 Ultra! Your love forever!
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Jul 27, 2007, 07:44 AM
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#122
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 50
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Jul 28, 2007, 11:46 AM
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#123
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Recovering Beta Tester
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bracebridge, Ontario
Posts: 253
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Get it in, get off, get Ultra!
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Jul 29, 2007, 07:44 AM
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#124
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 51
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I love Ultra, Period.
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Jul 29, 2007, 12:35 PM
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#125
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Caledonian & Proud
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Darkest Ayrshire
Posts: 1,001
Rep Power: 41
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i love Ultra because it powers my PC |
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Jul 29, 2007, 08:51 PM
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#126
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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I love ultra!
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Jul 30, 2007, 05:21 AM
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#127
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 180
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ultra products are awesome
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Jul 30, 2007, 07:55 AM
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#128
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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To heck with Ultra, I want the kitties!
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
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Jul 30, 2007, 09:21 AM
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#129
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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ULTRA is a computer geeks little taste of heaven
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Jul 30, 2007, 10:13 AM
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#130
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Like a Fish
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 19,376
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Ultra brings to me ultimate power.
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Jul 30, 2007, 10:17 AM
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#131
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Czech Republic
Posts: 1,436
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I love Ultra, therefore I am.
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Jul 30, 2007, 12:23 PM
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#132
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Venus
Posts: 3,245
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I love Ultra for... life!
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Jul 30, 2007, 02:16 PM
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#133
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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it's awesome
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Jul 30, 2007, 03:11 PM
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#134
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DH mod staff leader
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vantaa, Finland
Posts: 5,712
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I need ultra since it's ultra ...
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Jul 30, 2007, 10:55 PM
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#135
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Pax Modder, Pax Expert
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: S.S. Marie, Mi
Posts: 4,640
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Feel the love in ultra!
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Jul 30, 2007, 10:57 PM
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#136
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Pax Modder, Pax Expert
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: S.S. Marie, Mi
Posts: 4,640
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Ultra you love the power, once you installed it.
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Jul 30, 2007, 11:05 PM
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#137
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Pax Modder, Pax Expert
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: S.S. Marie, Mi
Posts: 4,640
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Ultra makes great products for great consumers for young to old and it's easy to used.
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Jul 30, 2007, 11:08 PM
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#138
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Pax Modder, Pax Expert
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: S.S. Marie, Mi
Posts: 4,640
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Ultra strong products and holds up to test of time.
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Jul 30, 2007, 11:13 PM
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#139
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Pax Modder, Pax Expert
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: S.S. Marie, Mi
Posts: 4,640
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Ultra harness the power of the future!
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Jul 31, 2007, 01:10 AM
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#140
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DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Venus
Posts: 3,245
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I love Ultra... FlexForce!
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Jul 31, 2007, 03:43 AM
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#141
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Because I said so!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watkins Glen NY
Posts: 542
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Robert.. Jesus... lol.. One entry !
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Jul 31, 2007, 05:16 AM
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#142
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 163
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Is the compo still on because as per the rules, they'll be picking the winners at the end of this month,which is today.
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Jul 31, 2007, 05:29 AM
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#143
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Czech Republic
Posts: 1,436
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sushrukh
...which is today.
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And "today" will last another 12 hours. |
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Jul 31, 2007, 05:47 AM
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#144
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1
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Ultra products... could there BE any better hardware??
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Jul 31, 2007, 10:46 AM
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#145
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The Knows Mister
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Slovenia, Europe
Posts: 392
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Competition closed.
The winners will be announced later.
Thanks for participating everybody!
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