ok whats the deal

BillyTheKid

with this site lately, all the old regulars have either moved on or died (im guessing the average age of 70 - based on their lameass posting) and we have a bunch of kiddie tossers like mousey who are too young to have grown a set of balls and spend all their time posting kiss ass comments like "OMFG craig5320 you are so awesome can I please suck your cock, i just luvvvvvvv admins?".

I think one of his last posts was asking how he should approach a girl and ask her out for a date. Ok kid, here is the deal. Borrow a video camera from your big sister, clean her boyfriends cum from the lens and ask your mate to go with you when you ask this girl out for a date - get him to film the whole thing for us. When you walk up to her in your little combat shorts and big flappy nigger nike trainers (yes the trailer park mc hammer ones from 1980's your dad won in a drug deal) just say "hey, would you mind if I asked you out on a date, ive got my first pubes and id like to show you them. ill treat you right bitch and maybe we could go catch some air later on the half pipe?"

Let us know how that goes and ill even show you how to convert the video files to divx, its not a long process, I do it all the time for your mum and her beistiality site.

Mousey

Wow Billy's back!
as a matter of fact i grew my pubes a long time ago mate ^^
and i don't wear that overly big MC Hammer style clothing, i tend to wear eitheir
trackies or jeans depending on how much parkour training i intend to do.
Just because i'm one of the younger members here gives you no reason to
flame me, and how many posts have you seen, from me, or anyone requesting oral sex from Craig, mm?

Nice try kiddo, back it up with quotes next time

Edit : BTW, i'm an only child, no sisters with boyfriend's semen splattered over the lenses here,
and if i were to film it i'd use my own camera...

and if you don't believe i do parkour, watch these -
(filmed and edited by me)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-eG-aGlnQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xPT-VE5-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_nTDwodfs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYbarz3D8k

BillyTheKid

I'm not talking about the pubes on your chin, dick face. i mean the little tuft on your right nutsack you perm at the weekends.

Parkour training? is that like wanking behind a tree in a park when all the hot guys are playing basketball?

No but you being a total twat with a nutsack bigger than your brain does.

Well you are shy, you can't ask him directly, but i would say 456 indirectly to this point.


Sure:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mousey OMG Craig can I suck your cock man? You are so awesome, we can even go parkour training in our trackies while we do it.

They just tell you that you are an only child. You know the way they all go on vacation and leave you alone in the house with the old flea ridden dog? That's not the worst of it. that old hag they get in to babysit you, is actually your real mother, 40 years of being a whore ages a woman badly.

Yeah, ill do that, just let me finish having a dump first, ill get around to it ,honestly......

Mousey

as a matter of fact parkour is the art of movements, learning how to move smoothly and efficiently through an environment, moving over obstacles rather than round then and such.
And as another matter of fact, i don't go on vacation with my parents, we don't own a dog, and my parents would never bother hiring a baby sitter

seriously dude, go learn more about me before you start assuming things, it makes the flame so much more meaningful
and the tuft of hair on my chin?
most teenage boys grow the bush down south before it grows up north you know, or are you not accustomed with the joys and jubilations of puberty?

GutterPunk

Billy is just used to having pubes pressed up against his face from daddy's ballsack. He just isn't used to 'normal' families.

Geminiwave

Mousey...the real question you should be asking yourself is why you're trying to explain anything to this guy. seriously its like slamming your head against a brick wall repeatedly. you're still not going to make a dent in that wall buddy.

Falstaff

Its all mental masturbation for tossers anyway...LOL

Reckless187

One dumb cunt mother fucker leaves & another one takes over? Are da_jewish_jizzbucket & billytheflid the same people? I guess either way it keeps the FWZ going.

Geminiwave

Uh reckless...I dont want to know about your "jizzbucket" relationship with hornet, but please keep your pet names private. :-)

Reckless187

Haha you hilarious. My relationship with him? I aint the one that used to stick up for him! ;-)

Geminiwave

I didnt stick up for him. I was just amused by him.

OldBuzzard

HMMMMMM....

Looking at the style and content of the OP I'm thinking that this is BTK #3

BTK #1 = Good, original flames, decent use of profanify, and the English language. He was here about 2 years ago, and was quit fun to read.

BTK #2 = Pathetic lamer, not flamer. Poor content, and pretty much limited to 'You're a fag, No, you're a fag' type posts. Rarely worth reading, and only to see if anyone else in the thread had anything decent to say.

BTK #3 = So far, 1/2 way decent at flaming. Much better than #2, but nowhere near the quality of #1. Remains to be seen if he's worthy of interest and/or gets better at flaming.

Poke_Fan

haha geminiwave is a faggot but oldbuzzard is even more of a faggot, but im the biggest faggot, im da_jewish hornet under a really lame disguise, anyone miss me?

thought not.......

BlueMak

You know, with all your constant comments about faggots, gay etc, it doesn't take a genious to see that you are at least secretly homosexual. On its own it is not bad, but if you hide it, even from yourself, then you are just hurting youself. Get out of the closet hornet, it will set you free.

RaveneR

and i thought that guy was history...