|
| Notices |
DriverHeaven is currently recruiting for the AWOMO Beta Test / Elite Op Team. AWOMO is a digital download service for games, and we're looking to expand the beta team. If you're interested. Sign up as a member here at DriverHeaven and then head HERE to submit your details. Thanks
For more info on AWOMO visit their site HERE
Welcome to the DriverHeaven.net forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us. |
 |
|
Mar 27, 2007, 04:30 PM
|
#1
|
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
|
Female Members: Post Here
Include a\s\l and some pics and I'll let you know if I'd let you suck my dick and maybe if I'm wasted fuck me  |
|
|
|
Mar 28, 2007, 01:13 AM
|
#2
|
|
Like a Fish
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 19,465
|
after this, if i saw you anywhere near my sister, i'd fuck you up. i'd fuck you up real good.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 28, 2007, 04:14 AM
|
#3
|
|
-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn
after this, if i saw you anywhere near my sister, i'd fuck you up. i'd fuck you up real good.
|
Words in forums have about as much meaning as a steaming pile of Donkey sh*t. Especially in here. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 28, 2007, 04:35 AM
|
#4
|
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDsDontBurn
after this, if i saw you anywhere near my sister, i'd fuck you up. i'd fuck you up real good.
|
i seen ur sister pic dude she got an iight face id prolly let her suck my dick whatever im cool |
|
|
|
|
Mar 28, 2007, 04:40 AM
|
#5
|
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
|
update: one pm and counting -_^
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 12:39 PM
|
#6
|
|
watching 1080i
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: April 13th 2029
Posts: 19,435
Rep Power: 75
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
update: one pm and counting -_^
|
Your fat, skanky-ass, ugly mother doesn't count. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 01:21 PM
|
#7
|
|
I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PuNk
Posts: 5,854
Rep Power: 42
|
Now hes trying to cover up his homosexuality by throwing a flame like this. He expects us to actually believe he likes women hah! Go back to the dumpster you grew up in and suck cock for some anal beads and stop taking it out on the computer in the homeless shelter.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 02:43 PM
|
#8
|
|
VETUS INFLATIO
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Red Lodge UK
Posts: 15,985
|
he would pump your ass twice and not have the decency to give you a courtesy reach around...oh yeah...he is gay.....
a bootie bandit
a hershey highway man
a rump ranger
fudge packer...
hostess twinkie..
etc.....
or was it all just in his dreams...
unrequited feelings can manifest...
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 02:52 PM
|
#9
|
|
DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,501
Rep Power: 47
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
update: one pm and counting -_^
|
 Wow, now that's a hard on to believe... Can ya tell us the name of the person who sent you this "pm"?  |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 03:24 PM
|
#10
|
|
Tail Razer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bernyurass, AZ - USA
Posts: 3,765
Rep Power: 28
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandok
Wow, now that's a hard on to believe... Can ya tell us the name of the person who sent you this "pm"? |
AND - how do ya know its really who they say/show pictures of...
More likely... if ANY pms were sent - someone is looking to meet da_jizznet to make em *their* bitch.
Thats of course a huge *if* someone actually sent anything to this ass-pack operated sperm-vacuum.
@Da_jizznet: Good luck in your online dating - your tactics are sure to land you a memorable night of heated passion for sure. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 04:11 PM
|
#11
|
|
DH's oldest Geek?
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 1,538
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
Include a\s\l and some pics and I'll let you know if I'd let you suck my dick and maybe if I'm wasted fuck me |
A bit of advice for you.
First, wait until your testicles have descended, and you have a few hairs on your pubes before you seek out females to fellate you. It's obvious from your post that you are a pre-pubscent adolescent.
Second, once you have figured out what to do with that little hangy down thing you have between your legs, don't try lines like you posted or you will remain a virgin forever, because no woman would have sex of any sort with you after hearing anything as crude as that.
Third, if I'm wrong and you are actually older, you would be best served to go off by your self and explore the joys of single-participant reproduction, because that's the only sex you are ever going to get with your attitude. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 08:37 PM
|
#12
|
|
DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,523
Rep Power: 58
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by OldBuzzard
A bit of advice for you.
First, wait until your testicles have descended, and you have a few hairs on your pubes before you seek out females to fellate you. It's obvious from your post that you are a pre-pubscent adolescent.
Second, once you have figured out what to do with that little hangy down thing you have between your legs, don't try lines like you posted or you will remain a virgin forever, because no woman would have sex of any sort with you after hearing anything as crude as that.
Third, if I'm wrong and you are actually older, you would be best served to go off by your self and explore the joys of single-participant reproduction, because that's the only sex you are ever going to get with your attitude.
|
Now that is what I call a flame. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 09:23 PM
|
#13
|
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
|
I'm an up and coming rap star so picture me rollin and suck on that motherfuckers.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 09:37 PM
|
#14
|
|
DriverHeaven Extreme Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,523
Rep Power: 58
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
I'm an up and coming rap star so picture me rollin and suck on that motherfuckers.
|
Rap Star can you really put those two words together? It's like trying to put the words "turd burglar" together.
Rollin' sorry man this doesn't count.
 |
|
|
|
|
Mar 30, 2007, 10:01 PM
|
#15
|
|
Me>You
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 507
|
nigga dont hate the playa hate the game...jealous ass bitch
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 01:43 AM
|
#16
|
|
-DH Resident Uber Poster-
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Riverside, CA (right next to the f*ckin train)
Posts: 6,705
|
The fact that you are still alive today proves there is no God...
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 02:42 AM
|
#17
|
|
Tail Razer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bernyurass, AZ - USA
Posts: 3,765
Rep Power: 28
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
nigga dont hate the playa hate the game...jealous ass bitch
|
more originality pffff.
And an 'up and coming rap star' huh?
Um - stay away from battles - er no wait - video tape that shit and post it - Id LOVE to see that.
up and cumming 'cock wrapper' is more like. |
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 12:45 PM
|
#19
|
|
Driverheaven's Freerunner
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3,699
|
lmfao, necrosis = *worship*
True flame master, i salute you dude XD
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 01:53 PM
|
#20
|
|
In Fedor We Trust
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ottawa , Canada
Posts: 3,973
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
I'm an up and coming rap star so picture me rollin and suck on that motherfuckers.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 02:00 PM
|
#21
|
|
I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: PuNk
Posts: 5,854
Rep Power: 42
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet
I'm an up and coming rap star so picture me rollin and suck on that motherfuckers.
|
you and your windows sound recorder with your daddies by your side isn't going to make you a star. give us a rap, lets see what you got?
Your a jewish rap superstar
you live large ripped ass
5 man whores, your a retard
suckin cock in the world
dont trust nobody
lookin ova your shoulder testin for the h-i-v
homosexuality is a disease, aids is the cure... don't die too soon |
|
|
|
|
Mar 31, 2007, 04:04 PM
|
#22
|
|
Driverheaven's Freerunner
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3,699
|
*Claps at gutterpunk's eternal wisdom*
unfortunately you were wrong with the don't die too soon remark.
i for one would LOVE to hear this wanksta rap, you think people like fiddy and tupac are cool, for starters they can't rap... they just talk...
Shinoda can RAP, and aside from that he can actually SING...
Go on, host your stuff somewhere and let us listen, i'm gonna lmao listenin to this shit
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 1, 2007, 09:26 PM
|
#23
|
|
DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 209
Rep Power: 0
| |
