Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

A bit of advice for you.

First, wait until your testicles have descended, and you have a few hairs on your pubes before you seek out females to fellate you. It's obvious from your post that you are a pre-pubscent adolescent.

Second, once you have figured out what to do with that little hangy down thing you have between your legs, don't try lines like you posted or you will remain a virgin forever, because no woman would have sex of any sort with you after hearing anything as crude as that.

Third, if I'm wrong and you are actually older, you would be best served to go off by your self and explore the joys of single-participant reproduction, because that's the only sex you are ever going to get with your attitude.