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Old Jan 18, 2007, 05:55 AM   #1
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Wink The Secret of a Happy Marriage....

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box
in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
said,
"my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never
argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just
keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "That's the money I made from selling the dolls."

The ladies will love this.
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 06:04 AM   #2
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Nice one
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 08:41 AM   #3
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da dit dum...LOL
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 08:44 AM   #4
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That was great Dyre, very funny.
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 09:07 AM   #5
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heh i liked that one
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 11:26 AM   #6
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very nice
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 12:02 PM   #7
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cute!
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 12:06 PM   #8
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that's a shitload of dolls...
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 04:19 PM   #9
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Made me laugh - thanks
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Old Jan 18, 2007, 11:27 PM   #10
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that's a shitload of dolls...


Good call there, captain obvious






*wonders how many dolls his fiance would have by now*
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Old Jan 19, 2007, 12:06 AM   #11
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A good joke .....

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*wonders how many dolls his fiance would have by now*
....Followed by another joke
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Old Jan 19, 2007, 12:14 AM   #12
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haha, that was great
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